If the auto-tuned R&B hits dominating the pop music charts are this decade’s version of trashy ’80s hair metal, then T-Pain is this decade’s Eddie Van Halen.
Both musicians are gimmicky and weird, but also revolutionaries. Much like Van Halen’s distinct guitar technique, T-Pain’s musical style has completely changed music. He is much more than just his signature shouts of “Shawty!” and “Yeah-ee-aah-ah.”
Let’s compare. Van Halen’s guitar work is still ringing through, even in the most serious of metal genres. Some form of his tone, his tapping, his solos or his guitar philosophy are present in bands from ’80s legends Ratt to Metallica to modern shredders like Mastodon. Van Halen changed the guitar and the way it is played, making music with staying power — even if a lot of the music he influenced is less than great.
T-Pain has completely changed the popular music world in the same way. You can’t listen to pop radio for 15 minutes without hearing some overtly pitch-corrected R&B or rap song. Thousands of artists have taken a crack at using the effect, including Lil’ Wayne, Kanye West and Snoop Dogg, but T-Pain still does it best. Even Akon, who has a similar style, can’t capture the swagger of T-Pain.
Van Halen didn’t necessarily invent all of the techniques he is known for, but is responsible for popularizing them. T-Pain didn’t invent Auto-Tune — technically software engineer and floutist Andy Hildebrand did — but he blew it up to what it is today.
Their music is much bigger than the sum of its parts, but both make good music. T-Pain is a decent singer, even without the Auto-Tune. He changes his voice for the effect, not necessarily to correct pitchy singing. T-Pain can also rap — check out “Karaoke” — but clearly his niche is in singing. The bottom line is that his songs are super-catchy and awesome to dance to. I could listen to “I Can’t Believe It” 1,000 times.
Van Halen is an awesome band, pretty much only because of Eddie Van Halen. Their eponymous album is ridiculously good and their discography is full of great songs led by great guitar work. Cheesy songs like “Dreams” are horrendous, but are products of their time and can be excused.
In some ways, Van Halen and T-Pain can even be considered musical instruments themselves. T-Pain is on so many tracks just singing the chorus because his voice is so distinctive. T-Pain makes hits, from Kanye West’s “Good Life” to the hilarious “I’m On a Boat” by The Lonely Island. Everyone knows that Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” would not be the same without Van Halen’s solo.
It’s clear the two artists are similar, but there’s one thing everyone is thinking — “Van Halen has been around forever and proven himself, but T-Pain is just getting started. What makes you think he’s better than all the music he has influenced?”
Answer: “Freaknik: The Musical” and “Aqua Teen Hunger Force.” I need no other reason to believe that T-Pain is a creative superpower than these two Cartoon Network shows. “Freaknik: The Musical” is a hilarious, star-studded hip-hop spectacle. The plot is hilarious and the music is amazing. Also, he starred as Frylock in the live-action episode of “Aqua Teen Hunger Force.” That was awesome.
Let the record show that long past Auto-Tune’s death — sorry Jay-Z, it’s not fully dead yet — T-Pain will still be the man.












