A lot happened this week. A chunk of Americans woke up on Wednesday with $1,200 more in their bank accounts, Florida opened up its beaches and people are still making bread.
Let’s start with some classic Chrissy Teigen sarcasm:
does anyone know if we will get through this together or not? or if these times are certain or uncertain? no one letting me know
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 18, 2020
And the usual critiques on this new lifestyle:
god i am so bored of this wholegrain version of my life, oh another delicious homemade meal is it? a brisk walk? grow up
— Imogen West-Knights (@ImogenWK) April 16, 2020
sorry my paper was late professor i lost track of time and spent half of tuesday staring at the ceiling wondering if life even matters anymore
— rafia (@rafia_afzal_) April 16, 2020
I miss putting on little outfits and going to crowded areas and deciding the area is too crowded and going home and putting my little outfit to bed
— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) April 17, 2020
But on the bright side…
Due to less air pollution the sky is so clear ! I can see the Universal logo ! pic.twitter.com/EqiqIDL4JJ
— Romain Revert (@romainrevert) April 13, 2020
And, when in doubt, we can all be grateful we don’t live in Florida:
If you could end Covid-19 by sacrificing a part of the United States, which state would you choose and why Florida?
— DoubleWitDoubleTit (@DrTitty43) April 17, 2020
if you’re ever having a bad day just remember somebody woke up in Florida this morning
— Chase (@chaselyons) April 18, 2020
There’s also always an applicable Hannah Montana clip:
leaving my bedroom and going to the living room mid-day pic.twitter.com/YODYqRGu8i
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) April 17, 2020
Or, alternatively, The Simpsons:
me right after getting my stimulus pic.twitter.com/bjxqJsBXAk
— Jack Kubly (@bonkers4memes) April 15, 2020
And this week, we’re featuring our very own Professor Rob Glover:
My co-worker is out of control. She lost her mind when the mail truck arrived and I had to physically carry her inside. She also ran into the neighbor's yard and aggressively peed there. I will be taking this up with HR. #workingfromhome
— Rob Glover (@robglover2009) March 16, 2020
