Here’s another batch of quarantine Tweets that are relatable, laughable or just plain absurd.
Once again: what is time?
Thirty days hath September,
April, June, and November,
all the rest have thirty-one
Except March which has 8000— brandAn is good (@LeBearGirdle) March 29, 2020
Days are now divided by coffee hours and alcohol hours, there is no other law
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) April 1, 2020
Whatever it is, here are some ways we’re killing it:
During quarantine I like to sit on my hand till it goes numb so it feels like someone else is sitting on my hand
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) March 31, 2020
https://twitter.com/goodbeanalt/status/1246679363342516224
https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1246607571932327942
And mourning the way things used to be:
https://twitter.com/jazz_inmypants/status/1244690163772600321
Turns out my top three hobbies are:
1) restaurants
2) bars
3) non-essential businesses— Natalie Gregerson (@nattygeeee) March 30, 2020
Some are asking very key questions:
https://twitter.com/deaddogggg/status/1245750348821774339
wwyd if i put my cursor over ur cursor in the google doc
— logan (@brainwxrms) April 1, 2020
And some of us are just trying to get by:
me and my girls talking about our fav coping mechanisms pic.twitter.com/kNjpFNluDG
— steph McCann (@steph_mcca) April 1, 2020
