10/05:
“We should all bring a rake to the mall and make a giant leaf pile to jump in,” said one user. This was a big hit with over 200 upvotes. However the top comment was suspicious of the poster’s intentions; “UMaine lawn care services employee propaganda.” It’s always good to question the man.
One post was simply a picture of an egg with “crack me twin” typed over. No caption, just straight crackin’ it.
10/06:
With 351 upvotes, “Just remember when you’re stressed about an upcoming exam that somewhere in a dirty house with beer boxes as wallpaper is a business major stressing about a budget spreadsheet.” There was a lot of major-specific hate this week. Note that none of these opinions are endorsed by the Maine Campus.
10/07:
Residents know there are two seasons in Maine; winter and construction. And it was nearly impossible to keep track of all the posts about the construction on campus. A notable one said “I LOVE hearing construction while I’m trying to study for my midterms. So happy this constitution is happening RIGHT NOW instead of the 3 MONTHS OF SUMMER WHERE THERE WAS BARELY ANYONE HERE.” The capitalization and typos really convey the sheer frustration with the situation.
On the topic of complaints, another post that hit home was “My nose just got assaulted by an engineering students breathe.” The only comment on the post read “breath*.” I’m glad to see students are keeping each other accountable on spelling and grammar.
10/08:
An anonymous user asked “Any other chronic overheaters suffering rn.” The post was met with over 80 upvotes and comment by touchmytitos that really pinned the tail on the donkey: “Are you also in a constant cycle of going outside getting sweaty but also being cold and then walking into a building immediately getting smacked in the face with head and then start sweating more but now your sweat is cold but your somehow really f*cking hot?” I felt this one in my soul.
Another user said “Crying in center stacks rn and hear another person crying in here with me. I got you, baddie we are in this together.” It’s nice to know you’re not alone.
“Fuck my ex but most importantly of all fuck Israel,” said touchmytitos. One user replied “Based.” Not only another significant contribution to YikYak by touchmytitos, but a very comprehensive representation of Gen Z culture.
“Just gave a mouse a cookie. Mf better not ask for anything”. Comments included “Rookie mistake bro” and “Do NOT give him milk”. Great pieces of advice to keep in mind when you find yourself in such a situation.
An anonymous user posted “Skipping class in college is like trying an addictive drug for the first time. help.” If you can’t relate to this you’re probably lying. This is highlighted by a comment that read “Grow up” with exactly -2 upvotes.
Another said “The lion does not concern himself with alcohol poisoning.” One comment expressed concern, asking “Dos the lion know it is Wednesday?” The other was more hopeful, asking “Would the lion share?” YikYak really represents the duality of college students.
10/14:
If you’re a car guy I would recommend you stop reading here. For everyone else; “When men rev their engines it’s called “gay cruising” and it’s how they signal to other men they want to have sex with them.” 127 upvotes is really underwhelming for such a masterpiece.
If you’re into hopecore this one is for you; “guys (gender neutral), complimenting is in and being petty is out. You like someone’s shoes, outfit, vibe SAY SO. You think about laughing as someone, STFU.” This one is endorsed by the Maine Campus.
10/15:
“I love downvoting fascists”. 202 upvotes.
The very next post had a photo of a comfy chair and small side table in a dorm shower. The caption read “I love the feng shui.” One comment said “Minecraft setup.” This one was the sleeper post of the week with only 5 upvotes.
If that wasn’t enough for you, the next post said “two needs rn 1. McChicken 2. some to crack with a McChicken in my hand.” The only comment read “ME.” Some people seem to have forgotten the art of mystery.
As some may know, hair holds memories. In light of this fact, one user posted “Hair holds memories so I shaved the bush.” The one and only comment was one of panic; “It’ll grow back right? RIGHT???”
10/16:
“This whole college thing is really getting in the way of my Minecraft time…” said one user. “My Roblox time [sad face] [broken heart emoji],” one comment said. It’s rough out here.
